The Coast is Toast
This a chart from a New York Times article on the proposed fallout to hit the US by Friday the 18th. It's hitting at the worst time too because Norcal is forecast to have a weeks worth of rain which will increase the danger of fallout even more. Looks like I might get my atomic cheese melt after all. Although I'm not quite sure what "Arbitrary units" of radiation are, but I assume they'll give you cancer as well as radiation measured in rems. Make sure you get your iodine pills, Geiger counter and a good game to play since you'll be stuck indoors during the fallout.